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Happy Boxing Day!

What do you drink on New Year’s Eve? Champagne? Sparkling apple cider? How about a Bourbon & Branch Water? Yummm.

Welcome to Horny Hump Day, where sex-crazed lunatic authors spill their sexiness all over your computer monitor. Hmm…put that way, it sounds a little naughty. But we’re all okay with naughty, right? So visit all the other Horny Hump Day authors for a taste of something risqué.

Cover: Bourbon & Branch WaterToday, I’m going to share my Bourbon & Branch Water with you. Yeah, I know that’s generous, especially since I drink Bookers, but hey, it’s the holidays. Pull up your eggnog and let’s get busy.

No need to tell you what’s happening here, but I will say, Jeff has one very sexy voice.

The next few thrusts of his hips were hard and Stormy’s delight made her squeeze him with her knees.

“Your pussy is so wet,” he said, his voice raspy. “You are so good to fuck.”

I think I’ll have to go out and play in the snow now.

Thanks for joining me today! Make the rest of the year count, there’s not much left.

12 Comments

  1. I’m more of a champagne and sugar sort of girl, but I like your snippet, Trish. However, the last thing it brings to mind is drinking branch water, with or without the bourbon. Nope, I’m afraid my mind is going somewhere else entirely.

  2. HOT! hot, hot, hot. It’s hot in here now. I don’t think bourbon would help, even if I drank it. I think I’ll join you in the snow, Trish. What a way to end the year! Great job.

  3. Bookers? Oh yes, sharing that is very generous indeed 😛
    This entire post made me smile!

  4. very sexy and that’s quite a compliment.

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