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James Harrison, author of Little Leather Paddle here on Patricia Green Books, has done it again! This one has a little BDSM along with the spanking. Check out the rhymes; they’re perfect! Merry Christmas from my friend and colleague, James Harrison.

Spanko Claus
© copyright 2013 James Harrison

santa evil 17104770_s‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
That was ‘cause Spanko had tied them all up;
From the big ugly dad to the cute little pup!

The puppy he hung on the mantle with care;
Far from the fire, since he liked his meat rare,
And he laughed out a laugh that was really quite mean;
As he looked over mommy, once Homecoming Queen.

“Really”, he thought, “She’s still quite a looker,
I think I’ll go slip the ol’ meat in her cooker,
But first I will lay out some tools of the trade;
The ones given me by my old friend DeSade.”

With a clatter he threw down a large leather bag,
It was ratty but still showed its ‘Leather Chest’ tag;
He opened it up and then reached down inside;
And he grinned as the young Mommy’s eyeballs went wide.

He unloaded his cuffs, and his rope and his whips;
The long leather cats with the cruel knotted tips;
He pulled out some gags, and a huge leather paddle;
Dildoes, and butt plugs, to mount on a saddle!
Nipple clamps, clothespins, a set of steel shackles,
All emerged to the sound of St. Nick’s evil cackles.

He grabbed ugly daddy by his long greasy hair;
And threw him quite happily down the hall stair;
With a big eager smile, just bursting with life;
He zipped back to the bedroom, to the waiting young wife,
And kneeling alongside the bed where she lay;
He examined her body, all bound for display.

She tried not to respond to his mouth on her breast;
But Spanko was good, right up there with the best;
And despite her resistance, her anger and fear,
her breathing grew deeper, which Santa could hear.

He kept up the pressure, the kissing, the biting;
She just couldn’t help it, she found it exciting!
He put nipple clamps on her, and tied her face down;
Slipped a gag in her mouth, to muffle the soun’;
And Santa’s strong hand was brought down with a whack!
her little sweet ass was now under attack!;

He fingered her pussy, between slap and swat;
His fingers plunged deep in her hot little twat;
With the fingers inside her, and such a hot bum;
She just couldn’t help it, she started to cum;
And she came and she came, so hard and so long;
It was multi-orgasmic, incredibly strong!

Through hours of torment she never stopped cumming;
Her whole nervous system was singing, was thrumming;
Her bottom on fire, her nipples so sore;
her pussy as used as a late-working whore;
A gag in her mouth, she should have been sad,
But she started to think “Why this isn’t so bad!”

When Spanko had finished, and dined on the pup;
Had taken his things and packed them all up;
When she saw that he really was planning to go,
She said “Spanko there’s something I want you to know;

I want to go with you, my life here is sad;
That brat isn’t mine, and I’m sick of her dad;
I’d much rather serve you up at the North Pole;
I’ll give you my mind and my heart and my soul!

I’ll do what you want, without any sass;
I don’t care how often you whack on my ass,
Cuz being tormented to sate your desires;
Made me so horny, it lit all my fires!”

With her over his shoulder, to the sleigh they arose;
To Rudolph, who DID have a shiny red nose;
With a clatter of hooves they soared up in the sky;
And soon they were nigh upon one mile high;
His yell drifted down as they flew out of sight,
“Merry Spankings to all, and to all a good night!”


  1. Even giving that trade and deSade don’t rhyme, OMG I loved it! Loved it! Loved it! I think I want that read every Christmas…and several times in between 😉

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