J is for Jokes – Alphabet Challenge
I think this is my favorite joke:
A young couple decided to buy a farm so that they could ‘go back to the land.’ A neighbor farmer stopped by to see what was going on and the young couple said “We are new at this. What would be a good thing to start with?” The farmer thought about it and he said, “Pigs are easy. Get a female pig, go to that neighbor and breed her with their male pig and she will have piglets.”
So they did that. They put their sow in a wheelbarrow to go down the road to the neighbor’s. The next morning, the wife said, “Go and see if we have piglets yet.” So the husband went out, came back in and said “No. We must not have done it right.”
So they put the sow in the wheelbarrow and took her back to the neighbor’s. The following day, the wife said, “Go and see if we have piglets yet.” He did and came back and said “No. Not yet.”
So they put the sow in the wheelbarrow and took her back to the neighbor’s.
The next morning, the husband said, “It’s your turn to check.” So the wife went out to look. She came back with a strange look on her face. He asked her, “Well?” She said, “There are no piglets, but the pig is in the wheelbarrow — and she has lipstick on.”
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