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I think this is my favorite joke:

A young couple decided to buy a farm so that they could ‘go back to the land.’ A neighbor farmer stopped by to see what was going on and the young couple said “We are new at this. What would be a good thing to start with?” The farmer thought about it and he said, “Pigs are easy. Get a female pig, go to that neighbor and breed her with their male pig and she will have piglets.”

So they did that. They put their sow in a wheelbarrow to go down the road to the neighbor’s. The next morning, the wife said, “Go and see if we have piglets yet.” So the husband went out, came back in and said “No. We must not have done it right.”

So they put the sow in the wheelbarrow and took her back to the neighbor’s. The following day, the wife said, “Go and see if we have piglets yet.” He did and came back and said “No. Not yet.”

So they put the sow in the wheelbarrow and took her back to the neighbor’s.

The next morning, the husband said, “It’s your turn to check.” So the wife went out to look. She came back with a strange look on her face. He asked her, “Well?” She said, “There are no piglets, but the pig is in the wheelbarrow — and she has lipstick on.”

Do you have a favorite joke? Want to share?

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9 Comments

  1. I tried to share my joke, but it was too long, it wouldn’t let me. My husbands favorite joke is to call me a dinosaur. Confuses everyone else, but I know what it means~ Mega- sore-a@@

  2. Loved the jok! Even knowing the end in advance, it was fun to read.

  3. I am always so bad remembering jokes. One of the first jokes my kids learned to tell was – What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A Stick. — This one will date me. I used to babysit for this adorable little boy who had a whole set of fart jokes such as whose farts smell like Jelly Beans – Ronald Reagan.

  4. I just finished your latest book and loved it. You rock.
    Big hugs

    Laurel

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  6. LOL! I don’t know if I have a favorite joke, but I like this one a lot (because I’m a Virginian). How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the bulb and two to stand around and comment on how good the old one was. 🙂 Loving your Alphabet Challenge, Trish!

  7. Leigh Smith (aka Sunny Girl) - Reply

    I chose joke too and shared one on my site.

    Just finished your latest – I love Sunny, I wonder why.

  8. I liked this one and I’ll be telling it at work today. No joke comes to mine, I’m better with the sarcastic quips! LOL.

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