A Perfect Summer Holiday – “National” Nude Day (Safe For Work)
You might say, “Ooo-la-la!” because it’s Bastille Day, but I’ll say, “Oh my goodness!” because it’s also “National” Nude Day. I think it’s pretty clear why this isn’t a legitimate national holiday, but let’s pretend, shall we?
What National Nude Day Means To Me
1. People take a moment to think about the world as it might be had we never wrapped ourselves in saber-tooth tiger skins.
2. People take a moment to think accepting and enlightened thoughts about nudists.
3. People take a moment to visit a nudist camp.
Okay, maybe not that last one.
So instead of sitting around watching TV in your underwear tonight, try doing it in the buff.
Nudity, it’s not just for bathing anymore.
Have a great day!