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Saturday Spankings

 

(This is temporary artwork. A professional cover image will be used on the re-release.)
(This is temporary artwork. A professional cover image will be used on the re-release.)

Welcome! Today, I’d like to step into the Way Back Machine and share a little piece of a book I wrote several years go. (If you want a free story, read on.) When I get bored, I write “different,” and this certainly qualifies. In this case, it’s a short parody of BDSM political correctness, but written as a modern-day revision of a classic fairy tale. It’s called Goldie & the Three Doms. It was published in 2011, by a former publisher. It got really mixed reviews. I think that’s because of its parody nature (which a lot of people don’t understand), its alliteration (which is used liberally as a joke), and because readers were expecting something utterly different for $2.99 (overpriced!).

Anyway, now that you know what to expect, perhaps you’d like a free copy of this short story. It’s likely to make you laugh, and for free, it shouldn’t seem like climbing out on a limb, especially if you’re at all familiar with the BDSM tropes of scary Doms, Pony Play, and spanking. You’ll find that I poke fun at all three. All you need to do is comment on this post with a quick request for a copy, and it will be yours, totally free. No review required. No strings attached. It’s time to poke a little fun at the things that make BDSM a bit silly sometimes.

So, now that I’ve rattled on. Here’s a segment from a spanking toward the end of the book. Goldie has been searching for a Dom that’s “just right” and it looks like she finally found him.

How bad can thirty spanks be? “Okay.”

She jumped, startled. That first spank tingled. The second did, too. By the fifth strike, however, her butt was getting warm. “Ow!”

“We’re just getting started, Goldie,” he warned her, laying another slap on her behind.

Thanks for coming by, don’t forget about your free short story. I will not be giving it away again for at least a year.

17 Comments

  1. what fun 🙂 love it

  2. I’d love to read it!

  3. Good when people don’t take things too seriously!

  4. Sounds like fun to me. I’d love to read it. 🙂

  5. Hi, I’m a long-time fan who would very much like a copy of Goldy and the Three Doms. Thank you for sharing your stories!

  6. How bad can it be? Famous last words.

  7. Looking forward to this story. I love parodies! Thanks

  8. I would love a copy, please. I really enjoy a good parody.

  9. HOPE EVERYONE HAD A NICE TURKEY DAY!

  10. Sounds like something I would love to read, will have to check it out.

  11. This sounds like a quick read for a wrapping break. Please send a copy.

  12. Sounds like fun! I love all your other stories, I’m sure I’ll love this as well!
    Marybeth
    Mrenn@nycap.rr.com

  13. looks like a cute story. please send me a copy. thanks sandy

  14. I would love a copy of the book. Thanks, Renee

  15. Sounds like a fun read, Patricia. I’d love to read it!

  16. I remember this story very well. 🙂 A lot of fun even if you don’t understand the parody (and a lot more fun if you do!). Great free read, Trish!

  17. Hi Trish,

    It sounds like a cute story. I would love to read it. I hope you had a great thanksgiving. I’m still stuffed.
    Laurel

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