Horny Hump Day – Hal has a Stroke (no, not that kind)

April 2, 2014 Posted by Patricia Green

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Cover: Correcting KathyHump Day, Hump Day, Hump Day is my favorite day! Is it better than Friday? The jury’s out on that, but it’s pretty darn good!

I’ll cut right to the chase on this one. Professor Hal Emory is in the shower having a little fantasy rendezvous with college student Kathy McGillicutty. His waking dream is very vivid. It’s from Correcting Kathy, a madcap story about a student and her oh-so-yummy professor.

Stroking himself slowly, he imagined Kathy there under the shower with him, kneeling, her hair darkening in the water, clinging to her face as rivulets curled down the curve of her cheeks. Her perfect mouth would hover so close to his prick, so close. Warm breath would caress him.

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Tomorrow I’m Going to Dye My Hair

March 31, 2014 Posted by Patricia Green

woman with purple hair 23735981_sNo, not really. I like my red hair. But tomorrow is April Fool’s Day, and I thought that some year, when I’m feeling really impish, I might dye my hair with temporary purple dye, and surprise my husband. Now, mind you, my hair is nearly thigh length, so that would take a lot of dye and a lot of effort, so the joke might be on me. But it would be fun to see the look on his face. That single minute of astonishment hasn’t been enough to spur me on to doing it, but you never know.

Are you doing something for April Fool’s Day? Do you normally play pranks on April 1? What’s the craziest (harmless) prank you’ve encountered?

Enjoy your silly celebration. I wonder where I can get purple dye anyway.

Trish

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