About two months ago, I submitted a saliva sample to 23andMe, the genetic testing service. They test for disease markers, genetic traits, and geographic heritage. I learned a lot of really interesting things about myself; my husband learned even more about himself. (Because he’s male, he was able to learn both the maternal and paternal information.) One of the most interesting things I learned was that I have about 1% Native American ancestry. I am a red-head with zero Native American features. Now, with only 1%, I can’t be expected to have that noble bearing, lovely dark skin, and rich black hair, though it is possible. But it’s still fascinating to know that it’s there, inside me. I figure, somewhere along my long line of Quebec ancestry, some trapper claimed a Native American wife. That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it. Anyway, it has potential romantic appeal.

Which brings me to today’s holiday: November is Native American Heritage Month. I think we are prone to forget about the US’s Native Americans. They’re a smaller and smaller percentage (currently about 1%) of the population and aren’t particularly “visible” to most Americans. Here, in Canada, aboriginals are called “First Nations People.” They’re about 5% of the population and growing rapidly.

Several of my books involve Native Americans. Check out The Strong, Silent Type, Handling Stormy, and (here, free on my site) “A Mouse in His Pocket,” to get a glimpse of the Moapa Indian Reservation in Nevada and the people who live there, all wrapped up in sexy, romantic stories.

These are people with a deep heritage and lively culture. I hope you’ll think about Native Americans during the month of November, especially as the US goes forward to celebrate Thanksgiving, a holiday that wouldn’t exist had it not been for friendly Native Americans a long time ago.

Quick! Let’s dash into Horny Hump Day for our weekly erotica flash. Just three sexy sentences for you from a host of erotica authors.

I’m revisiting Handling Stormy this week. It’s been on the Amazon Top 100, in the top 15 in the Native American Category, ever since it was published. Remember, it’s a revitalization of my earlier book, Bourbon & Branch Water. I think you’ll like it better, but if you bought the original, you might want to get a copy of The Winner: Romantek Book One or The Strong, Silent Type instead. They also have a Native American protagonist to add a soupçon of the exotic to the romance, and The Strong, Silent Type is also a story about Stormy Stillwater’s family.

Anyway, without further ado, here’s a segment from Handling Stormy. In this segment, sexy sounds prevail. I wish I had an audio track to accompany this one, but I’m afraid I’d be embarrassed.

Stormy caressed his biceps, murmured encouragement as he plunged in and pulled out, in and out.

It didn’t take but a few minutes before Stormy, still reeling from her first orgasm, rose to crescendo heights again finally crying out with the impact of her second frantic climax. Jeff came with her, his sound of pleasure perhaps the sexiest thing Stormy had ever heard before.

If you want more Handling Stormy, you can pick up your Amazon copy here, or dive on over to the Mecca of all spanking books, Blushing Books, where all formats are available. To wet your whistle, you can read the blurb and an excerpt here.

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It was released last month and has been in Amazon’s Top 100 for Native American eBooks; in fact, it’s up in the Top 10! It’s also getting great reviews.

Manic Readers’ Reviewer Alberta says:

Handling Stormy is a sexy romp, which I enjoyed a lot, especially with the threat of both their careers going sideways if it’s ever found out they are sleeping together. Stormy is shy and reticent, while Jeff is dominant and enjoys pursuing her. Their goals are very different, so lots of conflict here that needs a lot of work before we can get to a HEA. Good read for a day at the beach or a fireside on a rainy night.

Here’s a description of the book:

Fledgling attorney, Stormy Stillwater, wants to make a name for herself with her first case, a dispute over water rights and a bourbon distillery. Unfortunately, the opposing attorney is the guy she met at her brother’s wedding and with whom she had her first one night stand. She’s incredibly embarrassed and yet remains super-attracted to Jeff. Even though she’s certain he’s a playboy, she falls into bed with him all too easily.

Jeff Hand, successful Las Vegas attorney, is taken with Stormy at the outset and tries to show her. He can’t keep his hands off her, nor she him, and it seems like they’re in bed every other minute. Jeff sees how special Stormy is beyond the bedroom but he can’t quite understand why she has such cold feet where he’s concerned.

From their initial wild night together through the nascence of their relationship, Stormy and Jeff learn how spankings can be sexy and yet mighty effective at curbing unwanted behavior. But will Jeff be able to convince Stormy to take a chance on love?

And you can read an excerpt here.

Pick up your copy of Handling Stormy at Amazon as quick as one click.
Or buy it at Blushing Books, where all ebook formats are available. You can send it to yourself as easily as typing in your device address from your downloads screen at the Blushing site.

Thank you!

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Saturday Spankings! Are you ready for yours?

My book, Bourbon & Branch Water has a new title and cover, and is being re-released by Blushing Books as—drumroll please—Handling Stormy. This one didn’t get announced to the general public when it first came out, so you might have missed it. Please consider picking up a copy to get my take on the movie, “Adam’s Rib.” There are lots more spankings in the book than in the movie; I guarantee it.

In this segment, Stormy Stillwater has just awakened in a strange man’s bedroom. She barely remembers what went on the night before, but, as she never goes to bed with a guy on a first meeting, she’s totally embarrassed that she has this time. Other things about the encounter embarrass her, too. (Hint: She’s never been spanked before and isn’t keen on the idea. What did you think when you first discovered you liked being spanked?)

Still a little bemused from exhausted sleep, the whole wonderful experience had seemed like a dream the next morning. But it wasn’t a dream. She’d gone to bed with a man who was virtually a stranger and had let him, no, encouraged him to spank her. Maybe she was becoming some sort of masochistic tart as she got older. Maybe by the age of thirty she’d be cruising singles bars and smoking extra-long cigarettes. At the moment, however, she was hiding in Jeff Hand’s bathroom. She was embarrassed to the depths of her being. He must think she was a slut, an easy lay just like all the other women he’d brought to his place!

For more fun with Handling Stormy you can go back to this week’s Horny Hump Day post, or get the good stuff (including an excerpt) here on my site.

Have fun hopping today!

For your hopping convenience:

Handling Stormy was released by Blushing Books overnight. It’s the updated version of Bourbon & Branch Water, with a new title, cover, and fresh editing. If you’d like to read a fun book that got its inspiration from “Adam’s Rib” (with lots more spankings), I urge you to pop over to Blushing Books and pick up a copy. They have it in all formats, including a nifty feature to have it sent to your Kindle or Nook. Simple as typing in your device’s email address.

Also, if you already bought a copy of Bourbon & Branch Water from Blushing Books, you have a free download of Handling Stormy waiting for you in your download directory. Get the updated version. It’s worth it.

Here’s the blurb for Handling Stormy.

Fledgling attorney, Stormy Stillwater, wants to make a name for herself with her first case, a dispute over water rights and a bourbon distillery. Unfortunately, the opposing attorney is the guy she met at her brother’s wedding and with whom she had her first one night stand. She’s incredibly embarrassed and yet remains super-attracted to Jeff. Even though she’s certain he’s a playboy, she falls into bed with him all too easily.

Jeff Hand, successful Las Vegas attorney, is taken with Stormy at the outset and tries to show her. He can’t keep his hands off her, nor she him, and it seems like they’re in bed every other minute. Jeff sees how special Stormy is beyond the bedroom but he can’t quite understand why she has such cold feet where he’s concerned.

Stormy and Jeff learn how spankings can be sexy and yet mighty effective at curbing unwanted behavior as Stormy steps out of her comfort zone to try to learn to be more in control of herself. But will Jeff be able to convince Stormy to take a chance on love?

For more info and an excerpt, visit this page on my site, or go to Blushing Books for the full first chapter.

Thanks for your continued support! I’ll have a spankin’ new release for you in about 10 days. September is turning out to be a busy month!

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Bourbon & Branch Water has a new title (Handling Stormy) and cover and is being re-released by its publisher, Blushing Books. If you haven’t picked up a copy of this take on “Adam’s Rib”, I hope you’ll get yours this time. I promise, there are more spankings than in the movie.

Welcome to Horny Hump Day on Patricia Green Books! Let’s get right to the snippet, eh? (That’s my best Canadian-ese. )

In this segment, Stormy Stillwater and Jeff Hand are exploring each other for the first time. Stormy rather likes what she’s found with Jeff.

His tongue delved deeper between her legs and returned to that throbbing nub. Jeff suckled there, too, and Stormy’s hips rose off the bed, as she tried to push his head down between her legs harder. His tongue flicked her more forcefully and Stormy’s whole body vibrated with the most incredible orgasm she’d ever had.

What’s not to like?

Thank you for joining me today. Don’t forget to get your copy of Handling Stormy when it comes out.

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