How is 2014 coming along for you so far? I hope it’s got as much promise for you as it has for me. I have 7 books planned for this year so, Fates willing, I’ll be able to share a lot of new and fun stories with you.

For this week, I’d like to continue exploring The Girl with the Thistle Tattoo. Several people have asked me if this story is anything along the lines of another book with a similar name. It’s not. This one is an erotic spanking romance, much like most of my others, but it has a twist: the heroine is deeply flawed and is struggling to change herself. If you’ve ever wondered how you were going to get out of the corner you painted yourself into, this will be the story for you.

In this segment, Cal and Astraea are at a crossroads. She’s just been spanked, but they’re both way turned on. Cal doesn’t want to take advantage of her vulnerability, but at the same time… Well, you’ll see.

“You wouldn’t be using me. I want it…oh…” Her moan got to him. It was deeply sexual, striking directly to his hindbrain and making his already hard cock throb with energy.

Now that it’s caught your attention (I hope positively), you can pick up your own copy at these select distributors:

Blushing Books, Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

Now have a little drink of water, cold water, and hop along to the other Horny Hump Day blogs. Horny Hump Day is hot!

Love these Horny Hump Days! It gives me a chance to show off a little and to hop around and enjoy the other Horny Hump Day blogs. I hope you’ll join in the fun.

Following on with our trip through the Journey universe, today I’m offering a snippet from Deuce’s Dancer, the fourth Journey family book. This one tells the story of Deuce Journey meeting the love of his life in Jamaica, and how they overcame some pretty big obstacles to finally find their happily ever after.

In this segment, Deuce is sexually teasing the girl he knows as “Angie” rather unmercifully. He’s taking her so slowly and she wants hard, fast, and furious. He is the guy who sets the pace, however, and they both know it.

She yanked at his hips, scratched his back.

“I hate you!”

“No you don’t, sugar,” he said on a chuckle. “You hate waitin’.”

I hate waitin’ too, so I’m going to pop over to the other Horny Hump Day entries and find out what is hot and salacious today.

Thanks for joining me here!

July holds so many things for us. Tomorrow’s America’s 237th birthday, and July 21 is my birthday (I will be giving something away from here on the blog). In between, there are all kinds of summer festivals, barbecues, and, let’s not forget, Bastille Day. For me, add in Calgary Stampede, a glacier expedition (really!), and a visit from one of my daughters, and the month is complete.

For this Horny Hump Day, I’m going to focus on family, and specifically the Journey family. There are seven books in the Journey series, and I’m sure there’s one for every kind of spanking erotica reader. This segment is from Liv’s Journey, the first book in the Journey family series. Here, Trey and Liv and making love, hard and hot, for the first time.

He concentrated on moving in and out of her slowly at first, giving her a good long time to get used to him before he picked up the pace. Soon he was slamming against her, balls bouncing off her swollen pussy as she moaned her encouragement.

When she was panting and crying out with every stroke, he pressed his thumb on her puckered little asshole to see how she’d react.

I hope your July is warm, but not too hot (cut it out, Arizona!), and that your picnics have no ants.

Don’t forget to hop over to the other Horny Hump Day authors. You’ll find summer heat at every stop.

What a lovely day! Oh who cares if it’s rainy! (Though I’m sorry for those of you who had to live through the deluge last week – I hope you recover well and soon.) It’s Hump Day and summer is but two days away. Today’s your day for another tantalizing taste of torrid tumescence. Don’t skip over all the other Horny Hump Day authors. Their offerings are well worth a look.

This week, another tidbit from Correcting Kathy. It’s madcap, and has been described as “Hilarious and sexy,” by fans and recognized by USA TODAY. Consider picking up a copy for your summer reading list.

In this segment, Kathy and Hal are making love for the first time. She didn’t know what to expect but she’s really enjoying the experience.

He moaned slightly and pressed his forehead to hers as he thrust more forcefully. Kathy was becoming breathless, her body working against his, pulling him deeper, encouraging him to poke her harder, faster. “Yes,” she breathed. “Yes!”

You can get Correcting Kathy at the following retailers, now even at Blushing Books!

Amazon US

Amazon UK

Blushing Books

All Romance eBooks

Barnes & Noble

Thanks for joining me here today. Have a wonderful Hump Day!

The weeks pass by so quickly, and suddenly it’s Hump Day again! Time for three sexy sentences shared by scintillating authors. Enjoy the hop by popping over to the other Horny Hump Day authors’ sites and leaving a message. We’re all grateful for your comments.

For my part today, I’m going to share a little from Laricon’s Ways. It’s an erotic sci-fi, thriller, full-length novel, I wrote quite a long time ago (ergo: some old-fashioned writing), but it’s still fun and relevant today.

In this segment, Niña is being publicly humiliated by being forced to masturbate in front of an audience. Michael, our hero, can’t make the show stop or he’d blow his infiltrator cover, but he can talk to her and try to lessen the impact of the deed.

Nina moaned and writhed. “And when you’ve got that nice hardness deep inside, your sweet clit wants lovin’ too, doesn’t it, honey? Yes, honey, show me how good that feels.”

The scene is very intense – I wish I was allowed more than 3 sentences today. But rules are rules; I don’t want to cheat!

Here’s the blurb for Laricon’s Ways:

Michael O’Malley is a spy working for the Solarian confederation undercover in a sting operation against Jerold Laricon. Laricon is a man with Machiavellian social restructuring schemes and a desire for world domination. It’s a bad time for Nina Stanley, O’Malley’s old flame, to get kidnapped and kept as a sex-slave by Laricon.

Muddying the waters is Michael’s need to fit in and partake of the succulent fruits on Laricon’s human slave tree—including the young and beautiful Alyssa. Michael wants to help Nina and free Alyssa, but he also wants to crush Laricon’s slave-trade and vicious rise to power; it looks like he’s going to have to scramble if he wants to accomplish it all.

M/f, M/f/f (ménage), BDSM, D/s, Sci-fi Erotic Romance

You can find more about Laricon’s Ways, including a long excerpt and the character profiles for the three protagonists, here.

Have fun on the hop today!

Hump Day, Hump Day, Hump Day is my favorite day! Is it better than Friday? The jury’s out on that, but it’s pretty darn good!

I’ll cut right to the chase on this one. Professor Hal Emory is in the shower having a little fantasy rendezvous with college student Kathy McGillicutty. His waking dream is very vivid. It’s from Teaching Miss McGillicutty, a book now waiting for publisher approval.

Stroking himself slowly, he imagined Kathy there under the shower with him, kneeling, her hair darkening in the water, clinging to her face as rivulets curled down the curve of her cheeks. Her perfect mouth would hover so close to his prick, so close. Warm breath would caress him.

The Horny Hump Day hop brings you 3 sexy sentences from a variety of published and unpublished authors. Join us in this sizzling diversion, why dontcha?

Thank you for being here today!

Welcome back to Horny Hump Day on Patricia Green Books. I took a few weeks off so that I could finish the draft of Teaching Miss McGillicutty, but I’m back for a little while while it’s in beta, sharing some goodies with you. I hope you’ll also hop over to the other Horny Hump Day authors’ sites today or tomorrow.

I’d like to show you a little more of Journey’s End today. You might recall that Journey’s End is the sixth book of the Journey family series. There’s also a surprise seventh book (Journey’s Valentine), but it’s not available at distributors except for Bethany’s Woodshed yet.

In this segment, Queenie and Will (whom you might remember from Spanking Her Highness are sharing an early morning shower.

Will’s auburn hair had darkened in the water, and droplets beaded on his broad shoulders and chest. His upper body was tanned down to a line low on his hips from working out in the sun and his bright eyes fell on her with heated intensity. Queenie pressed her body against him and luxuriated in the sensation of his thick cock against her belly.

There’s much more to this erotic scene, so do go and find yourself a copy of the book. Love and spankings go hand and hand in this novella, as with all the Journey books.

To get your copy of Journey’s End: Amazon.com, Amazon UK and Blushing Books.

Thanks for joining me here today! I’ll see you again on Saturday for Saturday Spankings.

Thanks for stopping in to say hello on this lovely Horny Hump Day. After we’ve exchanged our greetings, I hope you’ll pop over to the other Horny Hump Day authors’ sites.

I had a hard time figuring out what to share with you this week. I have a lot of books to choose from, and always a work in progress as well, but instead of pounding the drum, I thought I’d write something new this week. Perhaps you’ll venture forth to read a few blurbs and maybe buy a book, if you like what you read today.

This picture inspired me.

Steve was busy lathering his hair when Audrey slid into the shower wearing nothing but his t-shirt. It was a scary, daring thing to do, but it was time for them to stop being casual friends and move on to something more…personal. He turned around and gave her a look that melted her bones, and his cock did a little happy dance just for her.

This might show up in a book someday, but in the meantime, I hope it gives you a mental picture that glides you over hump day.

Until Saturday Spankings… Have a great week!

Welcome! When you’re done here, take a look at the other Horny Hump Day authors’ sites. Perk up your coffee!

I’ve decided to put the emphasis on the sexiness of romance today, so I’m sharing a little bit of Bourbon & Branch Water once more. This is a very erotic book, but romance can be mighty tingle-worthy, too. In this segment, Stormy and Jeff have just made love and are lying side by side in his bed. Magic is happening between them. I hope this romantic interlude makes you go awwww.

They were both hot and sweaty, so after a minute of cuddling, Stormy moved away a bit. Jeff took her hand and squeezed it as they lay side by side.

Stormy fell asleep with Jeff’s hand holding hers.

A more erotic segment to come on Saturday Spankings this week.

Thank you for coming by and joining me for this romantic interlude!

Welcome! After you read my excerpt, I hope you’ll wander on over to visit the other Horny Hump Day authors. There’s always something hidden in the hump.

As you know, Journey’s End was released by Blushing Books on Monday. It’s the 6th book in the Journey family series. Each of the Journey couples has their own chapter, plus there’s a whole lot about Leo and Consuelo.

Continuing on with last week’s excerpt from chapter 1, this is another segment of the sexy scene between Ace and Gabby (the couple from Ace-High Flush). Remember, Ace (our favorite cowboy) is older than Gabby by a good margin, and they’ve been very careful about family planning. Today is Ace’s day to test Gabby’s fertility.

She bit her lower lip and moaned, wriggling her hips, pressing herself against his balls, opening herself even wider. Ace watched her face as he thrust, his movements forceful and arrhythmic and his saint’s medallion bouncing slightly on his chest—tap, tap, tap. He liked keeping her on the edge, liked the sensation of control it gave him over the both of them.

For more, pick up a brand spankin’ new copy of Journey’s End. It’s on sale now at Amazon.com, Amazon UK and Blushing Books.

I hope your hump day is happy!