The Girl with the Thistle Tattoo. Have you read it yet? It’s got a lot of elements that are new to my books. I wanted to write a little something different, with a different kind of heroine, and I sure did. Take a look at it here; read an excerpt there. And here’s my Horny Hump Day tidbit from The Girl with the Thistle Tattoo shower scene.

Touching his body from shoulder down to abs, she carefully sunk to her knees in front of him. Cal grabbed handfuls of her hair, trying not to force her to go faster, having a hard time holding back. He wanted to fuck her mouth fiercely.

I hope you enjoyed this teaser. I highly recommend you visit all the other Horny Hump Day authors to get you over your mid-week malaise.

Welcome to Horny Hump Day, where sex crazed lunatic authors spill their sexiness all over your computer monitor. Hmm…put that way, it sounds a little naughty. But we’re all okay with naughty, right? So when you’re done here, visit the other Horny Hump Day authors for a taste of something risqué.

Today, I’m going to share an excerpt from Handling Stormy with you. It’s been a while since we had a taste of this book, and it’s a yummy one. This is the story of Jeff Hand and Stormy Stillwater.

No need to tell you what’s happening here, but I will say, Jeff has one very sexy voice.

The next few thrusts of his hips were hard and Stormy’s delight made her squeeze him with her knees.

“Your pussy is so wet,” he said, his voice raspy. “You are so good to fuck.”

Is your coffee perking? (Does anyone in the current generation know what perking coffee sounds like?) These and other questions… No, not really.

To get a copy of Handling Stormy, pop over to:

Blushing Books, where all ebook formats are available. You can send it to yourself as easily as typing in your device address from your downloads screen at the Blushing site. Or click to Amazon and pick up a copy there.

Enjoy your hump day. The better parts of the week are comin’ right up.

This week, I’m sharing a little hanky spanky from Kiki’s Millionaire with you. You might remember that it was my very first spanking novella. Maybe it slipped your notice? You can get it at Blushing now in all the formats you might like, and it’s also available on Amazon for your Kindling pleasure. The blurb and excerpt links are here.

In this scene, Kiki is getting her second spanking from Jim. This one is for lying to him. The thought excites her, embarrasses her, and makes her worried.

It was totally humiliating to be in this position, with her butt up and naked, pants around her knees. She felt her face heat with an embarrassed blush. She might deserve a reprimand—she knew lying was a poor way to deal with things—but the combo of heated rear and wet pussy was too stimulating by half.

Poor Kiki…well, not really. Jim is not unaware of the affect this has on her.

Thank you for joining me this week. Be sure to visit with all the other Horny Hump Day authors and leave them a comment. They’re sure to appreciate it.

Welcome to Saturday Spankings! I’m one of a growing list of spanking authors bringing you a little excerpt from one of my books. This week, I’d like to revisit Journey’s Valentine. This snippet comes right after one I did a couple of weeks ago, here.

Pilar is having a tantrum, and Deuce isn’t very happy about being her target.

Time to put an end to the tantrum. “That’s enough.” He grabbed her by the waist and hauled her over to the bed where he sat down and pulled her over his lap. Her little nightie rode up her back and exposed her bare bottom. He gave her a few spanks while she spit epithets at him. He whacked her several more times. “Get it all out now, Pilar. Scream and kick and cry, but get it all out.”

His goal is Pilar’s catharsis, but in this case, he might not succeed. To read more, you can find the whole book here: Blushing Books (all formats), Amazon, and Barnes and Noble.

Don’t neglect all the other Saturday Spankings authors. There are more spanks waiting for you.

For your hopping convenience:

Welcome to Horny Hump Day on Patricia Green Books! This week, I’m sharing something else from Journey’s Valentine. In this segment Pilar is making Deuce feel pretty splendid, but he wants more. He’s showing his dominance here.

But Deuce wanted more from her. He wanted her submission in the form of a mindless orgasm. He wanted to feel her release under his hands, his tongue.

I hope that little tidbit gave you some insight about Deuce. I believe, if you think about why we do the things we do with our lovers, we all want a bit of power in the process.

For more Journey’s Valentine, pick up a copy of the book here:
Blushing Books (all formats), Amazon, and Barnes and Noble.

Thank you for joining me here this week. Please follow along to the other Horny Hump Day authors’ sites. There’s always something intriguing around the corner!

Time for your spankings, girls and boys!

Today I’m going to segue from Journey’s Valentine, which is a novella about Deuce and Pilar Journey, to their origins in Deuce’s Dancer. Deuce’s Dancer tells how they met and the squirmy, sensual route they took to find their HEA. You do not have to read Deuce’s Dancer in order to understand Journey’s Valentine or vice versa.

In this segment, Deuce and the girl he knows as “Angie” (Pilar’s stage name) are making love in Jamaica for the first time. They’ve waited a torturous time for this and Deuce surprises Pilar with a little bit of ouch.

She wanted more. Now!

“Turn onto your belly,” he told her as he lifted his head.

“What?”

He guided her by her hips. “Over.”

She didn’t want to be on her tummy, she wanted to wrap her legs around him and draw him deep, but he had other ideas. The sharp crack of his hand against her bottom made her gasp. Pleasure coursed through her. How did he know? How could he know she’d dreamed of a moment like this?

Angie/Pilar has a lot of secrets. Deuce seems to have found one out.

To get your copy of Deuce’s Dancer, try one of these fine retailers:

Blushing Books, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, All Romance eBooks.

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In celebration of my recent release, Journey’s Valentine, I’m going to share a little from Deuce’s Dancer, the first book about Pilar Pérez and Deuce Journey. You don’t have to read either one first in order to follow the story easily. They each stand alone.

In this segment, Pilar is excited by the spanking she’s just received (this is not uncommon for Pilar), and is enjoying more sensual attention from Deuce.

She gasped—this time with pleasure—as he slid two fingers through her folds. She was wet from her before-spanking excitement, and his sensual rubbing was making more moisture accumulate. How she could be in so much pain and be excited all at the same time, she didn’t know, but she wasn’t about to tear it apart at that moment.

I hope you enjoyed this little teaser. Please follow along to the other Horny Hump Day Authors’ sites and have a little toast with your coffee.

Welcome to Horny Hump Day on Patricia Green Books! It’s shaping up to be a busy week as we all try to scramble out from under President’s Day, and for me, Alberta Family Day. Seems like holidays are a mixed bag because you spend the rest of the week trying to make up for missing one day.

Valentine’s Day is over, but I hope you still have a Valentine in your life. I’m sharing another bit from Journey’s Valentine to keep that magical romance alive for you. Through thick and thin, Deuce and Pilar Journey find a way to make their happy ever after ending come true.

In this segment, still from the first chapter, Deuce gets into the moment.

Her tongue touched the tip of his cock and Deuce put troubling thoughts away for a time. He wanted to focus on her warm breath on his hot flesh, her small hand holding his cock steady while she licked it like a lollypop.

As Pilar slid his pajama bottoms down his legs and off, she planted gentle kisses and a few nips down the pathway and back up again.

You can get a copy of Journey’s Valentine from Blushing Books (all formats) and Amazon right away. Or, the blurb and excerpt are here on my site if you’d like to “try before you buy.”

Thanks for joining me here today. Please take a look at all of the Horny Hump Day excerpts. Some great authors are sharing this week!

Welcome to Horny Hump Day! I hope your hump day is the horniest.

I’m switching gears for this week’s Horny Hump Day and Saturday Spankings posts. It’s been quite a while since I focused on The Strong, Silent Type, so I thought I’d share a little of that book with you. Maybe you haven’t read it. If not, links are at the bottom of this post, and the blurb and excerpt are here. There are even character profiles available on my site.

In this segment, our heroine, Mae Weston, is being spanked by our hero, Drake Stillwater (although these are not a series, the Stillwaters are also in my FREE short story, “A Mouse in His Pocket,” and in Handling Stormy). Mae is getting some unexpected feelings.

There was a kind of buzzing in her pussy, a signal of attraction to her punisher, despite her discomfort. As she focused on that for a moment, she also realized that he had a hard erection in his pants, pressed up against her hip. He wasn’t immune to her as a woman.

You might wonder where this is going. Come back on Saturday for a little more, or find out more while you’re here.

You can buy The Strong, Silent Type at these fine distributors:

Blushing Books, Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

Thanks for joining me here today. I hope to see you again soon. If you haven’t already, hop over to visit the other HHD authors. They’ll toast your tootsies.

How is 2014 coming along for you so far? I hope it’s got as much promise for you as it has for me. I have 7 books planned for this year so, Fates willing, I’ll be able to share a lot of new and fun stories with you.

For this week, I’d like to continue exploring The Girl with the Thistle Tattoo. Several people have asked me if this story is anything along the lines of another book with a similar name. It’s not. This one is an erotic spanking romance, much like most of my others, but it has a twist: the heroine is deeply flawed and is struggling to change herself. If you’ve ever wondered how you were going to get out of the corner you painted yourself into, this will be the story for you.

In this segment, Cal and Astraea are at a crossroads. She’s just been spanked, but they’re both way turned on. Cal doesn’t want to take advantage of her vulnerability, but at the same time… Well, you’ll see.

“You wouldn’t be using me. I want it…oh…” Her moan got to him. It was deeply sexual, striking directly to his hindbrain and making his already hard cock throb with energy.

Now that it’s caught your attention (I hope positively), you can pick up your own copy at these select distributors:

Blushing Books, Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

Now have a little drink of water, cold water, and hop along to the other Horny Hump Day blogs. Horny Hump Day is hot!